does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
