the new term for farting is butt boxing.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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