no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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