I hate your face
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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