we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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