do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she peed on how many people?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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