i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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