what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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