Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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