Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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