If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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