im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
so much tequila, so little girl.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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