Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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