did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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