He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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