He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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