once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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