I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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