he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm too high and old for this...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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