bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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