On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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