this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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