In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So apparently I’m into choking now
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