no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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