HIV tests are more positive than that guy
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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