Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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