How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
you will always have a special place in my vag
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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