Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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