it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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