Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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