Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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