you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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