It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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