You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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