I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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