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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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