The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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