Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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