ugly people sure do ruin things
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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