So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize