whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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