I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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