so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
