Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
