She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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