4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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