Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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