The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
only if we run a train.
done.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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