it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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