Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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