I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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