I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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