Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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