6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We smell like vodka and hangover
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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