btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it was like eating out sand paper
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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