Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Drunk is a universal language darling
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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