in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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