were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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