There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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